At Mass this Weekend:
* SEED gift card sales - bring a check! (standing orders available for pick-up)
* Gala Tickets on sale.
* Parish Nursing Ministry available to take your blood pressure* Gala Tickets on sale.
* No faith formation for children this weekend, back again on February 24.
* On the Road Together Liturgy Column for February 17: click here
NURSERY will be open.
NURSERY will be open.
Gala! Texas Two-Step Gala is March 2!
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We definitely need more wine donated to the Gala for our Spin-the-Bottle game! Please bring bottles to the parish office this week so we can get them wrapped up and ready for gala. Thank you!
Adult Faith: Spring classes for adults are underway and more classes are starting in March. Here is where to learn more - click here.
The Free Community Health Fair is tomorrow
Saturday, February 16, 2019, 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM in the Great Hall.
35 Vendors including a Teddy Bear Clinic so bring your children and dollies and teddy bears!
Blood Drive is 9:00 AM to 2:00 PM.
Everything you need to know about Gala is here:
For tickets and reserve tables are here: https://www.eservicepayments.com/cgi-bin/Vanco_ver3.vps?appver3=Fi1giPL8kwX_Oe1AO50jRhiwEb5b1zxDC8QFrBk_arnHO3iVYxvvxhHjRfLOeq662EvVVAEjqawDomKT1pbouT4CxmOzWwetZOHkiWl4GI0=
We definitely need more wine donated to the Gala for our Spin-the-Bottle game! Please bring bottles to the parish office this week so we can get them wrapped up and ready for gala. Thank you!
Adult Faith: Spring classes for adults are underway and more classes are starting in March. Here is where to learn more - click here.
The Free Community Health Fair is tomorrow
Saturday, February 16, 2019, 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM in the Great Hall.
35 Vendors including a Teddy Bear Clinic so bring your children and dollies and teddy bears!
Blood Drive is 9:00 AM to 2:00 PM.
And the funnies...
I read today that winemakers have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. The aim is to reduce the number of trips to the bathroom that older people have to make during the night.
They're going to call it, "Pinot More".
I heard it through the grapevine.
A drunk got on a bus one day and sat down next to a priest. The drunk stank of wine, his shirt was stained, his face was all red, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man."
"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in the paper that the Pope does."
