Hello everyone. As you are all now aware, I wasn't present today at mass to give an annoying announcement about the hike. So here's an annoying email about the hike.
Aight. So here's the dizzle bout dat hizzle (translation: Alright, here is the plan for the hike):
-What: a hike. (I feel like I dont have to elaborate on this cause yah)
-Where: inspiration point
-When: Saturday, April 30. Meet at St. Marks @ 8:15am.
Aight so we will be hiking inspiration point and then having a picnic once we get to the end point. It'll be pretty sweet. We shall be providing lunch, aka pb&j and like another thing idk what it will be but I'll figure it out. If pb&js don't agree with you due to an allergy to the peanut component or something, let me know and I'll figure an alternative. If you're gluten free I'll like find some sort of other thing that you can eat or like maybe a spoon and you can like eat pb from the jar. Cool. Also, if you don't think this is sufficient to satisfy your hunger, then bring more food, I just won't carry it for you cause I'm not your dad.
Okay, so we are all going to meet at St. Marks to meet up and leave from there wth our carpools. Speaking of carpools, please please please hit ya boi up (me) if you're tryna go so I can include you in the head count and organize enough cars cause I'm pretty sure you're not down to walk all the way to the trail.
In conclusion, I really really recommend you go on the hike cause it's gonna be lit. Like 10/10. Like fuego yfeel? So you don't want to miss out on this. Also, you may meet your future husband or wife on the hike and it'll be such a cute story you tell your kids about how I, Mark Mallari, set you and the love of your life up. JUST GO PLEASE. ITS GONNA BE SO COOL JUST IMAGINE THE INSTA AND SNAPS ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE JEALOUS.
When you see this email and decide to come, please email me: mallari.mark2@yahoo.com so I can prepare your sammich and make sure you have a ride.
Okay I'm sorry this was a super long email, but I did warn you Id be annoying...
Forever a thorn in your side,
Mark Mallari